The New Cheesy Bites Pizza - Pizza Hut
Part 1 - Boy and family orders the new Cheesy Bites Pizza. Jessica Simpson appears in tight red dress and red boots singing "These bites were made for poppin, and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you." Meanwhile she is giving bites to the boy. The boy passes out.
Part 2 - Same boy and friends order the new Cheesy Bites Pizza. Miss Piggy appears dressed just like Jessica Simpson with blonde hair. Sings same song only sings "one of these days these bites are gonna pop right into mwah." She gives one to the friend and then feeds herself. Jessica Simpson says, "I thought I was the pop star." Miss Piggy replies, "You wish."
Get In The Game (Tony Hawk) - Desperate Housewives
Starts with Tony Hawk skating. He stops at top of half pipe and says "You know, I'm really worried about Bree, she's been hittin the bottle a little too much these days. She's gotta pull it together."
The Love Doctor - Radioshack
"Gather close all my new couples, it's Dr. Cindy, your love doctor. Ok honeylambs, for Valentine's Day. Flowers? Candy? Nuh-uh." Plug for Phone. "Because remember, communication is the key to any healthy marriage. I should know. I've had five."
Old Fashioned Way - NFL Mobile
Guy is checking score on phone. Old guy comes up to him. "You know, there was a time when you couldn't just stand there holding a papaya checking scores on a cell." "Ugh it's an avocado." "It was a different time, we ate non-organic food and we liked it, and if you wanted a score you did it the old fashioned way. You went on the internet... What's the Browns score?"
Dreams Come True - Disney World
Super Bowl participants practice saying "I'm Going To Disney World."
Hidden Beer - Bud Light
Opens in elevator with employee and boss. Employee says he spent weekend at office, "I had an idea to hide Bud Lights all around the office, you know, give employees a morale booster." Elevator doors open to reveal the office, employees are fighting for beer. Woman tears apart tree, guy breaks through wall, old lady strangles guy. Chaos. Bud light plug. Boss holds beer, "I guess the savages didn't find all of them." He gets tackled by employee.
Whopperettes - Burger King
"The Whopperettes present an original have it your way production. America's Favorite!" Song about Whoppers. Ladies dressed as part of Whopper gather to create a giant Whopper. Ladies also call the King, "freaky King."
Cavity Search - Sierra Mist
Guy walks though airport security. Airport security (Kath Griffin) says she has to wand him. Kathy uses wand and fakes beeping noise when going over Sierra Mist in his hand. Says she has to take it. Guy struggles saying she made noise when going over Sierra Mist. Kathy denies and says they have a trouble maker. Other security guy says "Give me the word Wendy," and stretches gloves on hand in preparation of cavity search. Traveler says "I'm good" and leave Sierra Mist with Kathy Griffin.
Magic Fridge - Bud Light
Guy stocks fridge with Bud Light. Friend comes in and says "Hey, the guys are coming over to watch the game, aren't you worried about them drinking all the Bud Light?" First guy replies "Not to worry, look what I had installed." He pulls wall light and fridge revolves around the wall revealing a set of table and chairs. Friend says, "a secret revolving wall. Dude, you're a genius." Cut to other side of wall, guy is grabbing all the beer from fridge and roommates come over. "Guys, hurry up! The Magic Fridge is back!" They continue to empty fridge. Bud Light plug. Guys in room two worship table and chairs saying "Magic Fridge! Magic Fridge"
Dino Mail - FedEx
Caveman ties stick to a pterodactyl's leg. Pterodactyl flies off and gets eaten by a T-Rex. Stick gets flung back to caveman. Caveman goes to cave and tells other caveman in grunts, "Package didn't make it." Caveman 2 asks, "Did you use FedEx?" Caveman 1 says "no." Caveman 2 says, "Then you're fired." Caveman 1 freaks out, saying "But FedEx doesn't exist yet." Caveman 2 says, "Not my problem." Caveman 1 walks out of cave and kicks raptor knocking it over. Brontosaurus steps on him. "Next time, use FedEx."
Bear Chase - Bud Light
Two guys are running away from a bear. They separate and bear goes after blonde guy. He pulls out Bud Light and bear is relaxed and goes to drink beer. Other guy runs through taking beer. Bear growls and focuses on blonde guy once more. "Dave, not cool," says blonde guy. Bud Light plug. Other guys says, "did you see my moves back there? Zoom. I still got it." Meanwhile blonde guy stumbles towards him, torn clothes and clearly beat up.
Bug Zapper - Ameriquest
Doctor and nurse looking over unconscious patient. Fly buzzes around them. Mother and daughter in elevator to visit dad. Nurse uses the electric shockers to zap the fly. Looks at dead fly on patient as mom and daughter walk into room. "That killed him," says nurse. Mother has shocked look on face and little girl releases the balloon she was holding. "Don't Judge Too Quickly" says ad. "We won't."
Leak In The Roof - Bud Light
Guy climbs up ladder as wife looks on. "Thanks for cleaning the gutters," she says. He says, "Anything for you hun." Guy opens tool box on roof to reveal secret cooler with Bud Light. Pulls out folding chair and watches portable tv. "Cleaning the gutters," he says. Another guy on the roof next door, "Yeah, I'm realigning the satellite dish." This man has the same stuff, but also has grill. "That's a good one," says the first guy. "Hey," says a guy on the roof on the opposite side. "Fixing a leak in the roof." "Even better," says the original guy. New guy says, "No I'm really fixing a leak..." as he crashes through the roof. Guy lands behind wife who is on couch reading newspaper and drinking Bud Light. Bud Light plug. Guy who fell gets up and says "I'm good." His wife ignores him as the toolbox falls on his head and he passes out.
Kung-Fu Can - Diet Pepsi
Diet Pepsi's agent agrees to let Diet Pepsi do a Jacki Chan movie but refuses to allow stunts. Insists on stunt double. Jacki Chan agrees. Movie starts. Kung-Fu Can starring Jacki Chan and Diet Pepsi. "Watch my back," says Chan to Diet Pepsi. Chan takes on the baddies and escapes. They focus on can. Stunt double time. Diet Pepsi is replaced by Diet Coke. Baddie lifts foot and SMASH, no more Diet Coke. "Oooh" goes Jackie Chan. Diet Pepsi plug. "Look at you," says manager, "you look great. Aren't you glad you didn't do the stunts."
Always a Streaker - Budweiser
Horses gather up for a game of football. Animals gather to watch. Shaved lamb rushes in between horses. "Steaker," says one of the two cowboys watching. Animals laugh. Lamb does dance. "Didn't need to say that" says one cowboy. "Nope," replies the other.
True Colors - Dove Self-Esteem Fund
Clips of girls. Plays "True Colors." Words appear saying... "hates her freckles" "thinks she's ugly" "wishes she were blonde" "afraid she's fat" "let's change their minds" Images of happy girls dancing as music picks up. "we've created the dove self-esteem fund" "because every girl deserves to feel good about herself" Girls from previous images are smiling. "and see how beautiful she really is" campaignforrealbeauty.com
Being Green - Ford Escape Hybrid
Kermit appears riding bike through mountains. He's singing it's not easy being green. He kayaks down river. Kermit is then rock climbing. Discover Ford Escape Hybrid. "I guess it is easy being green," says Kermit.
Late Hit - Michelob Ultra Amber
Guys and girls are playing football. Girl says, "throw it to me, I'm going to be wide open" as she ruffles the guy's hair who is on the other team opposing her. Ball is thrown to her and she catches it. "The world of light beer," says the commercial. Girl gets clobbered by the guy whose hair she ruffled. Everyone looks shocked. "Are you crazy," asks one of the girls. "You were open and now you're closed" says the guy. "...just got a little darker," continues the commercial. Plug for beer. Guy is now at bar, "no free passes baby" he says. She comes off screen and clobbers him. "Ohh, late hit," says the other guy at the bar.
Get In The Game (Shaquille O'Neal) - Desperate Housewives
Shaq is practicing free throws (everyone knows he needs the practice). He turns to camera and says, "I'm so sad Gabi lost her baby." Tears are streaming down his face. Get in the game plug for Desperate Housewives.
Get In The Game (Who Are You?) - Desperate Housewives
Shaq says, "Can't you tell? I'm definitely a Bree." Tony Hawk says, "I'm definitely a Gabi." Sugar Ray Leonard says "I just adore Lynette." Matt Leinart is next saying, "I'm definitely a Susan." And finally we have Hugh Hefner surrounded by blonde Playboy bunnies says, "There's something about that Edie, she's my favorite." Get in the game plug for Desperate Housewives.
50 Years Of Magic - Walt Disney World
Images of Disney World and Walt mixed throughout video saying, "50 years ago we dedicated a place to all the castle gazers and elephant pilots. To all princesses in training and unofficial mouseketeers. To all the parents who remember and all the kids who are just finding out. To all who ever dreamed of space or that magic could be a place." "To all that come to this happy place, welcome," says Walt Disney. "Join us now for a celebration big enough to hold 50 years of magic. Walt Disney World."
Super Sunday - NFL Network
Images of football fans. "We're a nation of football fans, a nation of believers, dreamers, and rugged individuals. United in the belief that while all fans are created equal, we each love the game in our own way. The Super Bowl, about as American as America gets. It could be your 40th, it could be your 1st, you might just watch for the commercials. With our families and friends, tonight we're all connected by the game, so on this, our Super Sunday we just want to say thanks. We're proud to be part of the family."
Get In The Game (Show Recaps) - Desperate Housewives
Shaq turns around after shooting a free throw to say, "I'm so sad Gabi lost her baby." Matt Leinart throws a football and says, "I wish Mike would get back with Susan, they're so good together." Tony Hawk skates through half pipe and lands to say, "I am so worried about Bree, she's really been hitting the bottle." Sugar Ray Leonard says, "I still can't believe Lynette went back to work, she's missing such an important time in her kids lives." Hugh Hefner, surrounded by blonde Playboy bunnies says, "Edie needs to settle down and stop fooling around." Get in the game plug for Desperate Housewives, all new episodes all February starting Sunday.
Mile High Club - Ameriquest
Open up to reveal plane. Lady sees bathroom is empty and gets up to cross over sleeping passengers sitting next to her. Her blouse gets caught and the plane hits turbulence as she falls over on top of man next to her. Lights come back on and guy wakes up. Other passengers, including a little girl and mother, look at them. She is straddling the guy and her blouse is undone. "Don't Judge too quickly, we won't" She tries to conceal exposed cleavage.
A Little Help - Budweiser
Open on a family of horses. Young horse goes to barn and tries to pull Budweiser sleigh. Dalmation watches. Sleigh begins to move. Reveal mother and father horse pushing from behind. Owner says, "I won't tell if you won't" to dog.
Fabio - Nationwide
Open on Venice with Fabio comanding a gondalen. "From the man who brought fantasy to life, comes a hair product born into reality." "Fabio" "Beauty has a face, perfection a name." "Fabio." "And now you can experience a shampoo worthy of only one man's..." Reveal that while passing under a bridge Fabio suddenly became an old man. "Life comes at you fast."
A Little Monster - H3
Giant lizard like monster terrorizes town. The lizard runs into a giant robot. It's love at first site as they hold hands. Robot picks her a tree, and they spend a romantic evening under the moon by the river. She is then revealed to be pregnant. She then gives birth to a Hummer. They set the H3 on the ground and it goes off for it's own life. Commercial says, "it's a little monster."
Crowd Participation - Budweiser
Open on stadium as seen from blimp. Crowd holds up cards to reveal a giant Budweiser in the stands. Other side of stadium hold up cards revealing a glass. Crowd changes cards to have bottle open and beer flows across the top half of the stadium to fill up the glass. Glass fills to top (even has foam) as football players watch. Beer dissapears from glass in gulps. Crowd goes "Ahhhh."
Currently in Season 5, Season 6 will be on CW.)
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