Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long...
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
That was in Ryan's away message. I thought it was great.
Anyway, my job interview with American Eagle went great yesterday. I should know by Saturday whether I get the job or not, but most likely I'll get it.
Mom and I had a huge blowout today. She told me before that I could have the timeshare for Spring Break but now she's not sure. She wants definite plans first, but those won't come until January and by that point it will be too late to get the time share. We also fought over being able to drive there or not. It was bad. So we'll see how that goes.
Kim and I went to lunch this afternoon, it was great! I love that girl so much. She cancelled on me for our Batman Begins plans tonight though.
Only two days till Thursday and getting to catch up with my friends. I can't wait.
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